June 15, Foresight Game

1. Buy yourself a coffin within your price range.
2. Make a playlist that’s just so very “you”.
3. Wear some really nice clothes
and a big smile.
4. Go have your picture taken and printed.
5. Write a detailed and thoroughly worked-through will.
6. Write a book about death and dying.
7. Talk to your loved ones.
8. Sit around your house all day, every day.
9. Never die.
Ever.

June 5, Prayer Game

1. Let it rain.
2. Let it rain.
3. Let it rain.
4. Let it rain.
5. Sing Here Comes the Sun
with a resigned smile on your face.
6. Make sure to listen closely
to yourself as you sing.
7. Cut out your tongue
and hand it to a police officer.
8. Let it rain.
9. Let it rain.
10. Let it rain.

May 24, Strong Game

1. Tighten every muscle in your body
at the same time.
2. Call it smiling.
3. Tell everyone you meet that
they should smile more.
4. Paint a sign saying:
Smile and the world smiles with you.
5. Hang the sign around your neck.
6. Have yourself carted through town
wearing nothing but a smile
and the sign saying:
Smile and the world smiles with you.
7. Gain XP equivalent to
how many muscles you feel like
you could do without.

April 10, Bus Game

1. Translate a lover’s name into subtle finger movements.
2. Using only your fingers,
tell everyone on a bus the name of your lover.
3. Pay for your ticket and sit down.
4. Smile and look out a window.
5. Watch the fingers of the other passengers closely.
6. Every time they say your lover’s name,
raise your score by one.
7a. Reach your destination with at least as many points
as you have fingers.
ELSE:
7b. Go back and start over.

March 22, Nonevent Game

1. Stare at the clouds and wait for the tears.
2. Let the light hit you until you fall over.
3. Wake up and smell the ashes.
4. Hold out your hand.
5. Stick your tongue out.
6. Hang your heart out to dry.
7. Scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream.
8. Smile. Always.

March 3, Bliss Game

1. Slap your right thigh and laugh.
2. Slap you left thigh and laugh.
3. Slap your belly and laugh.
4. Slap your chest and laugh.
5. Slap your face and laugh.
6. Slap your face harder and laugh.
7. Slap your face and laugh harder.
8. Punch your throat and laugh.
9. Smile, smile, smile!
10. Raise your CHARISMA stat.

January 21, Employment Game

1. Clap your hands and stomp your feet.
2. Smile big and smile often.
3. Turn around so I can get a good look at you.
4. Add these numbers.
5. Shred these papers.
6. Write this game.
7. Kill these people.
8. Take this money.
9. Come back tomorrow.
10. Lose, lose, lose, lose, lose!

January 11, Game Game

1. Stand in an elevator and wait for someone else to get in.
2. IF their back is turned, sneak up behind them.
ELSE lean back against the wall, all casual like.
3. Smile big.
4. In your mind, color them red OR green OR blue.
5. Imagine yourself wearing their face, living their life.
6. Remember to smile.
7. As they get out of the elevator, tell the stranger not to worry, because “it’s just a game”.
8. Use the current floor number as your final score.