May 21, Fencing Game

1. Grow up reaching through the cracks for hi-fives.
2. Learn to expect hard slaps on the back of your head.
3. Don’t flinch, advance.
4. Don’t blink, lunge.
5. Don’t cry, parry.
6. Drop your weapon after a life of walking ropes.
7. Using both hands, grasp the white picket fence tightly.
8. Slash at the backs of the people who went over before you.
9. Mark it a tie and move to sudden death.
10. Start climbing.

May 17, Rain Game

1. Rub your palms together,
slowly at first and then faster.
2. Snap your fingers
in an irregular pattern.
3. Clap you hands,
but don’t keep a beat.
4. Slap your thighs.
5. Slap you thighs really hard
6. Slap you thighs really hard
and start stomping your feet.
7. Continue doing this for a very long time.
8. Scream: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuu
uuuu
uck!
9. Do it all in reverse, going back
to slapping,
then clapping,
then snapping.
10. Score yourself based on how much
you look like you just came in from the rain.

March 24, Rhythm Game

1. Bang your head against the wall.
2. Slap yourself in the face.
3. Stub your toe on the table.
4. Hit your knee on the fence.
5. Bump your shoulder against a stranger’s shoulder.
6. Headbutt a mirror.
7. Punch your favorite thigh over and over.
8. Record it all and put it online.
9. Wait for the money to come rolling in.
10. Add: “Crazed” OR “Injured” to your own conditions.

March 9, FTL Game

1. Slap a white boy.
2. Snuff your landlord
3. Smash some windows.
4. Break the camcord
5. Pimp the system.
6. Bang for freedom
7. Fuck the high schools.
8. Burn the prisons.
9. Break the handcuffs.
10. Invade the campus

March 3, Bliss Game

1. Slap your right thigh and laugh.
2. Slap you left thigh and laugh.
3. Slap your belly and laugh.
4. Slap your chest and laugh.
5. Slap your face and laugh.
6. Slap your face harder and laugh.
7. Slap your face and laugh harder.
8. Punch your throat and laugh.
9. Smile, smile, smile!
10. Raise your CHARISMA stat.