July 1, Liar Game (throwback first day)

1. Make a list of New Year’s resolutions.
2. Score yourself based on how many people give a shit about them come July.

June 30, Join Game

1. Join in.
2. Give up.
3. Connect.
4. Switch.
5. Go.

June 29, Broke Game

1. Write a game.
2. Write a game.
3. Write a game.
4. Write a game.
5. Write a game.
6. Write a game.
7. Write a game.
8. Write a game.
9. You lose.

June 28, Hijacker Game

1. Become an airline pilot.
2. In the middle of a flight, use the P.A. system to say:

“This is the captain speaking. This is the captain speaking. I have assumed control of this plane. As of this moment you may consider yourselves hijacked. I will now state my demands: I have no demands. Having hijacked this flight successfully, I will now proceed to navigate it toward our previously stated final destination. Have a nice flight.”

3. Score yourself based on the amount of police officers who are later going to ask you to “…please, explain this to me one more time.”

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June 27, IKEA Game

1. Love your door.
2. Love your floor.
3. Love your bedroom.
4. Love your chair.
5. Love your bed.
6. Love your bookshelf.
7. Commit suicide.

June 26, Costume Game

1. Wake Up.
2. Get out.
3. Flood.
4. Go out.
5. Burn down.
6. See death.
7. Make dead.
8. Take off your stupid human mask.
9. Rip out.
10. Laugh and laugh and la…

June 25, Bathroom Game

1. Go back to the bathroom.
2. Stick your hand in the hole in the wall.
3. When you hit the slimy membrane, keep pushing.
4. When you reach the crawling critters,
5. When you reach the skeleton hand, shake it.
6. When you feel the touch of soft fabric, start pulling.
7. Keep pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling
until the impossibly long chain of handkerchiefs fill your entire apartment.
8. Ta-daaaa!

June 24, Basement Game

1. Write the name of an acquaintance on a post-it.
2. REPEAT step 1 until exhausted.
3. Decorate your walls with spirals drawn in dirt, blood, or invisible ink.
4. Place the post-its randomly on a wall.
5. Draw arrows between some of the post-its.
6. Keep a fluorescent light on until it starts flickering.
7. Throw darts at some of the post-its.
8. Laugh to yourself and record it to play back later.
9. Score yourself based on whether or not you go on to become a serial killer.

June 23, Details Game

1. Drag the back of your hand
along a smooth surface.
2. Put your face half-way under water.
3. Picture a soft and small animal.
4. Sit in the middle of a burning building.
5. Throw a word against the steepest part of mountain
until it shatters.
6. Drag the palm of your hand
across someone’s face.
7. Tell me your name
and write it on your sheet where it says
“Character Name”.

June 22, Torso Game

1. Watch the sun set.
2. Turn around (slowly).
3. Watch the sun rise.
4. Turn around (slowly).
5. Watch the sun set.
6. Turn around (slowly).
7. Watch the sun rise.
8. Turn inwards (slowly).
9. Look out.
10. Watch the sun burn
and burn and burn and burn
and burn and burn
and burn
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