January 8, Drinking Game

Short Games

1. Every time your heart is about to break, plant a seed.
2. Photograph your plants as they grow and shift colors.
3. Run the pictures through
photo manipulation software,
therapy, self-pity, or substance abuse.
4. Pick out the best pictures
and have them printed on tea leaves.
5. Tear the leaves up into very small pieces
and collect them all in tiny bags.
6. Visit old lovers (remember to bring the tiny bags).
7. Boil water, pour in cups, and add tea.
8. Put the cups next to your lovers’ beds.
9. Leave before they wake up.
10. Raise your STEALTH and FIRST AID skills.

January 5, Indulgent Game

Short Games

1. Open up a new browser window.
2. Watch stand up comedy.
3. Laugh like you fucking mean it, asshole!
4. Listen to your laugh ring out in the empty apartment.
5. Repeat steps 3 and 4 until mortified.
6. Tell you computer: “No”.
7. Close the browser window.
8. Score yourself based on how fast your neighbors look away next time you meet.

January 4, Sandwich Game

Short Games

1. Charge through the forest, past the big rocks.
2. NAVIGATE to make a left.
3. Float across the ocean, one leg after the other.
4. NAVIGATE to make a left.
5. Dig a tunnel through time, picking up memories as you go.
6. NAVIGATE to make a left.
5. Approach the old building from the west.
6. SNEAK to get to the door without getting noticed.
7. Wall hack your way into the apartment (it’s the only way in).
8. Go to the bedroom.
9. Throw yourself on the bed, piece by piece.
10. Stuff your head between two pillows.
11. Close your eyes and ears, but not your mouth.
12. Rest until fully healed.