1. Please remain seated
for the entirety of the game.
2. Look up.
3.Look to the right.
4. Look down.
5. Look to the left.
6. Repeat steps 2-5 over and over,
increasing in speed
while decreasing in anxiety.
7. Hit ENTER.
8. Submit, submit, submit, submit!
9. You lose.
Hitting
March 24, Rhythm Game
Short Games1. Bang your head against the wall.
2. Slap yourself in the face.
3. Stub your toe on the table.
4. Hit your knee on the fence.
5. Bump your shoulder against a stranger’s shoulder.
6. Headbutt a mirror.
7. Punch your favorite thigh over and over.
8. Record it all and put it online.
9. Wait for the money to come rolling in.
10. Add: “Crazed” OR “Injured” to your own conditions.