April 5, Compassionate Game

1. Spend money to make money,
because money makes money.
2. Make the world go round,
using nothing but money.
3. Do not borrow or lend.
4. Health is better than wealth,
so buy a hospital
and make money off it.
5. Pay the piper
6. Call the tune.
7. Look at poor people in the street, on TV, or online.
8. Look at poor people in history books.
9. CHOOSE whether or not to give
a fuck.
10. Score yourself accordingly.

March 8, Sunday Game

1. Raise your fist.
2. Wave it around.
3. Scream and shout.
4. Bang your drums, the walls, and the backs of other people’s heads.
5. Run down the street with your fist still raised.
6. Smash a TV using your fist.
7. Smash a window using your fist.
8. Don’t use your mouth for anything.
9. Oppose your eviction and fight the system.

January 2, Street Game

1. Buy yourself some duct tape.
2. Remove all items from inventory and body tagged as “clothing”.
3. Put duct tape on people.
4. Put duct tape on cars.
5. Put duct tape on dogs.
6. Put duct tape on kids.
7. Put duct tape on yourself.
8. Stay on the street as long as spiritually possible.
9. If you’re the last player to leave, you win.