May 22, Obsolescence Game

1. Look at the sky and whisper:
I don’t see race.
2. Look at the coffee cup and say:
I don’t care what god you believe in.
3. Stare at the face in the mirror and shout:
Only lazy people fail!
If you just work hard,
you’ll get what you want!
4. Bury your face in the pillow and sob:
Men and women are simply not the same,
but also super similar and stuff!
5. Pet a dog and admit:
Everyone is a unique
and valuable individual,
each contributing to society
in their own way,
according to their ability.
6. Collect your unemployment and chirp:
There’s nothing technology can’t fix!
7. Die.

April 25, Brillant Game

1. Think and ponder.
2. Set a dog on fire.
3. Reason and speculate.
4. Set a house on fire.
5. Contemplate and reconsider.
6. Set a heart on fire.
7. Evaluate and interrogate.
8. Set a man on fire.
9. Start wearing sunglasses at night.
10. Level up.
That’s what people wearing sunglasses at night do, you know.

January 2, Street Game

1. Buy yourself some duct tape.
2. Remove all items from inventory and body tagged as “clothing”.
3. Put duct tape on people.
4. Put duct tape on cars.
5. Put duct tape on dogs.
6. Put duct tape on kids.
7. Put duct tape on yourself.
8. Stay on the street as long as spiritually possible.
9. If you’re the last player to leave, you win.