June 18, Progress Game

1. Open a window.

2. Put on some music.

3. Take off some of what you’re wearing.

4. Do some dishes or clean the floors.

5. Sing as loud as you want
(remember: it doesn’t have to be loud at all).

6. Lie down on a couch
or a mattress
or a mat
or the floor.

7. Close your eyes
and listen to your heart beat.

8. Allow yourself feel good about yourself.

9. REPEAT step 8 until you’re ready to move on.

April 14, Advantage Game

1. Ride around a city of your choice all day. Use only public transportation.
2. Start a staring contest with someone born in another decade.
3. Stick your tongue out to gain an advantage on your opponent.
4. Lightning bolt!
5. Lightning bolt!
6. Lightning bolt!
7aa. IF
they start crying,
declare yourself the winner
7ab. ELSE IF
they shake violently and their eyes seem about to pop,
get out of the way before their head explodes. It will, trust me on this.
7b. ELSE
Sit back down after five minutes.
8. Take off your silly wizard hat.
9. Make the “out of character” sign.
10 (optional). Cry a whole lot.