April 12, Guv Game

1. Work yourself to the point of absolute exhaustion.
2. Keep pushing.
3. Keep pushing.
4. Keep pushing.
5. Stop showing up for work.
6. Start calling yourself “the Governor”.
7a. IF
…any random asshole has the goddamn gall to fucking ask “governor of what?”
tell the dipshit: “governor of this”
and punch their fucking teeth out their ugly facehole..
7b. ELSE
…initiate a staring contest
with the next shitbucket of an idiot you meet
who is also taller than you are.
8. Hate yourself.
9. Die alone.
10. Level up.

February 22, Berlin Game

1. Go there.
2. Walk slow.
3. Do it.
4. Meet them.
5. Play nice.
6. Listen.
7. Sleep well.
8. Go home.
9. Say “thanks”.

…

Thanks.