June 21, Sunsetters Game

1. Leave all pretenses at the door
2. Explore the boundaries
of whatever you encounter.
3. Boldly go where other people have tried,
but failed to go.
4. Excel at your profession.
5. Learn how to tell art from horseshit.
6. Make a permanent mark in your field.
7. Profess beauty as the savior
and sole hope of humanity.
8. File for bankruptcy.

February 19, Painter Game

1. Trace the outline of your chin with a shovel.
2. Get a bucket of ice.
3. Paint a train station pink.
4. Paint a hospital black (all of it — black beds; black sheets; black journals; black televisions; black floors; black ceiling-mounted speakers; black wheelchairs; black IV tubes; black windows; black kitchenette; black doors; black lung diseases; black broken ribs and punctured lungs; black hearts; black feet; black eyes; black sores; black bruises; black nurses and doctors; black visitors and patients; black cab drivers and ambulance medics; black bibles; black knives and sharp needles; black hopes; black despair; black cancer; black MS; black alcoholism; black delusions; black depression; black surgery; black ulcers; black fractures and splinters; black head trauma; black stab wounds; black cardiac arrests; black pills; black liquid medicine; black band aids; black chairs; black bandages; black disinfectants; black tourniquets; black flash bulbs; black laundry; black breakfast, lunch and dinner; black stethoscopes, black hopes)
5. Forge your own signature and use it to buy a house.
6. Paint the house red.
7. Paint the house blue.
8. Trace the outline of your heart with a black needle.
9. Swallow the needle.
10. Ask someone who has lived more than you to score you based on your performance.

February 11, Fight Game

1. Punch a hole through the whole.
2. Crawl in and hole up wholly alone.
3. Hold on to hostiles honing hopes.
4. Hoard souls wholesale.
5. Score scoreboards or holy hosts.
6. Collect more spores from oafs taking oaths.
7. Wholly holy, wholly holy, wholly holy!

8. Hello?