January 2, Street Game

1. Buy yourself some duct tape.
2. Remove all items from inventory and body tagged as “clothing”.
3. Put duct tape on people.
4. Put duct tape on cars.
5. Put duct tape on dogs.
6. Put duct tape on kids.
7. Put duct tape on yourself.
8. Stay on the street as long as spiritually possible.
9. If you’re the last player to leave, you win.