June 14, Reminder Game

1. Go through your list of phone numbers.
2. Call your least favorite person in that list
at 3 am
on a Monday morning.
3. Using a vocoder, say:
”Hello?”
4. Listen to them respond:
”Hello? Who is this?”
5. Say:
”What do you mean? It’s me. You called me.”
6. Hear them say:
”No… No, you called me. What the fuck do you want?”
7. Laugh:
”Oh, really? You called me in the middle of the night to do what? To argue about who called whom? Really? You’re a real piece of work, you know that?”
8. Hang up.
9. Mutter to yourself:
”Fucking prick.”
10. Raise your FAST TALK skill by 1-5 points.