June 8, Flightless Game

1. Stop whatever you’re doing.
2. Squawk like a bird.
3. Jump up and down.
4. Flap your arms.
5. Stop doing the silly bird thing.
6. Go on with your day.
7. Score yourself based on
how much your b(r)eak helped you
get through your day.

April 16, Timewarp Game

1. Jump to the left.
2. Take a step to the ri-hi-ihi-hi-ihgt.
3. Put your hands on your hips.
4. Bring your knees in tiiiiiIIGHT.
5. Make a pelvic thruuuust, it’s what’ll drive you insaaAAaanee.
6. REPEAT UNTIL ZAPPED
BY SOMEONE YOU THOUGHT
WAS A FRIEND.

March 21, Transpontine Game

1. Take a deep breath.
2. Feel the misty morning air run across your hands.
3. Head to the bridge.
4. Talk to none of the bridge’s guardians.
They’re full of shit.
5. Imagine yourself becoming one with the bridge
as you walk across it.
6. Imagine the bridge imagining you becoming one
with it as you walk across it.
7. Jump off.
8. Imagine yourself flying.

January 27, Comet Game

1. Stand on the edge of today and watch tomorrow approaching.
2. Record the roar of the incoming inevitability.
3. Right as the two days are about to collide: jump.
4. Stay in the air for as long as possible.
5. Land on both feet.
6. Set another course,
for the edge of
this brave
new
day.
7. Put the recorded roar on repeat.
8. Start walking.
9. Level up.

Optional: wear sunglasses.