April 18, Mythomania Game

1. Tell your boss that he’s doing a great job
OR
that he looks good
OR
that he smells wonderful
OR
that he is a real “people person”.
2. Tell a beggar that you don’t have anything to spare.
Nothing at all.
Really.
3. Tell your mother you’ll call her.
4. Tell someone pretty that their face
is “geometrically unsound”.
5. Sing the national anthem
with your hand on your heart.
6. Tell all your friends
that you are their friend.
7. Tell all your friends
that voting is super important,
and that you sure vote,
and for the right party too,
and that people who don’t vote
don’t have the right to complain anyway.
8. Tell yourself that you won this game.
9. Keep a straight face, champ.