June 7, Bike Game

1. Press play.
2. Get on your bike.
3. Use the first track to pick up speed.
4. Use the second track to pick up coke.
5. Use the third track to pick up your heroine
(trust me, you’ll need her).
6. Close your eyes.
7. Let go of the handlebar.
8. Take out the flares, set them off,
and hold them as high as you can.
9. Swallow a flower whole
(have your heroine feed you the flower).
10 Ask your heroine to score you
based on how fucking beautiful you are.