February 26, Sailor Game

1. Unfold a skyscraper and use it as a sail.
2. Pin the building to a tiny piece of wood.
3. Set your vessel to drift along with the wind.
4. Arm yourself with clubs.
5. Start collecting diamonds.
6. Sleep comfortably under the ace of spades.
7. Hold all the kings and queens.
8. Be careful not to break any hearts.
9. Come back soon.
10. Raise your SUBTERFUGE or GAMBLING skill.