1. Tell them that you will miss them all.
2. Tell them that you’ve been changed for the better.
3. Tell them that you are already looking forward to next year.
4. Keep looking forward to next year.
5. Keep looking forward to next year. .
6. Keep looking forward to next year. . .
. . .
7. Ponder whether or not to attend KP 2016.
(I mean, what’s the use, right?)
8. Tell people you’re probably not going after all —
that you’ve made up your mind.
9. Attend KP 2016 anyway.
10. Regret nothing!
Short Games for Lonely People 