June 25, Bathroom Game

1. Go back to the bathroom.
2. Stick your hand in the hole in the wall.
3. When you hit the slimy membrane, keep pushing.
4. When you reach the crawling critters,
5. When you reach the skeleton hand, shake it.
6. When you feel the touch of soft fabric, start pulling.
7. Keep pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling and pulling
until the impossibly long chain of handkerchiefs fill your entire apartment.
8. Ta-daaaa!